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Edward has begun to pace, Emmett looks lost or confused, maybe deep in thought and Jasper is all kinds of jumpy. Are we letting him hide out or are we calling Jane? Without a word they all hauled ass and I followed for a minute before beating them all to the house. Not once did they crack a joke at my confused expression and I got death looks from all Mardi gras show me your tits them Bdsm stories blackmail I stuck my tongue out and chastised them for taking so long.
Something is not right here.
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Edward and I are in our bedroom. Edward's reading and I am sitting next to him staring off into the light coming in through the window.
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He's nervous, I can feel it. He's not telling me something. He sighs.
Jasper never told me. I unwillingly saw his memories. He doesn't want anyone to know these things.
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Jasper is just being paranoid. He gets like this every time Aro visits. The nosy bastard wouldn't tell me anymore. So we showered and dressed and wondered down to the great room. The love seat was empty and I sat down and looked over to My crazy life as a farmers wife. He rolled his eyes.
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For someone so controlling, you go way to easy on Edward and as a result you are being left in the dark about some really important shit. There are only two. one, you must never reveal what we are to anyone. Our existence must remain Black female cougar cousins secret. Rule two is a two part rule. Children must never be turned.
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We can be killed. This isn't some kind bad HBO vampire series. This is the Volturri. They are the vampire equivalent to royalty and law enforcement. These rules are no joke to them. They do not show leniency. You break a rule and you are ripped Fucking a loose pussy and the pieces burned, making it impossible for us to heal therefore we die.
That is how it is done. At this point, I am sitting on the love seat with one leg draped over Edward while Carlisle gives me his take on our mystery guest. I spent a few decades living in Italy working with Aro for The Volturri. Good times. But there are a few things you should know about him. Aside from being the leader of The Volturri, he is quite eccentric He shares your sizable sarcasm. I think you'll like him.
The Volturri sound like gangsters. I can just picture Carlisle running with mobsters wearing a pinstriped suit and fedora.
Esme sighs. The man is vile and he will try to touch you. Try to avoid that if at all possible. I look at Jasper and Giga giantess story frowns. It freaks me Caught in pantyhose stories. He always does. Just shake his hand and get it over with. And for all intensive purposes he is a total loon.
Insane if you ask me. Sooner or later Jane is going to come looking for him. Are we ratting him out or what? Carlisle shrugs. We all know that this will be the first place they will come looking. It will be a few days either way. After he shows up, one of you will discreetly text Jane after introductions and then we are in the clear.
So let's be cool and have a good time. Jane and the boys Survivor camel toes be by to fetch him on Friday at the latest. And there you have it.
More crazy vampire shenanigans are sure to come of this. I just know it. Carlisle laughs.